Nukkad natak
Opening scene:
MADARI: aaiye meherbaan kadardaan ,haazir aapke saamne ...bandar ... ki naach........yeh wohi karta hai jo mein use karne keliye kehta hu....”guttu gulathi maar...maar gulathi....maar guttu ......ahh dekha aapne guttu kaisa gulathi marta hai.....
Ab guttu yeh bata gandhiji kya kehte hai.....dekho.....guttu dar raha.....guttu...dar raha......woh yeh keh raha hai kii....kiii.........”
B: ladies & gentlemen...SBJMC-CMS presents to you their NUkKAD natak
Madari“burai se mat daro”
Reporter(r)cameraman(c)wrestlers
R:goodmorning its a bright sunny morning....aur mein khada hoon.....hamare world famous “akhade” mein jaha..mere right side mein khade.hai....Mr.RIGHT aur left side mein khade hai Mr.WRONG....dono ek dusre ko ek dusre ki khoon peene ki dhamki.....dete hue ......fight chaalu...karte..hai....(dishoom dishoom#!@@!# )
Oh my god...haila.....Mr.right seems to be taking over mr wrong.......and...the WINNER IS ..MR.right!!!!!!
C: aapne toh suna hi hoga...kii..’ acchai ki hi jeet hoti’
D:hahhhaaaaa............yeh sab kitabo ki baatein......burai...kii hamesha jeet hoti...hai..yakeen nahi...chalo.dikhata....hoon Pehle dekho toh....aaj is sheher mein kaun aaya...
E: Am i new to this city...???kya iss sheher ke liye mein ajnabee hoon....HAHAHHHH.........main iss sheher main kya, poori duniya main phella hoon..main tum sab mein basa hoon.....tujme ,tujhme...(pointing to the audience).........
har pal..kadam kadam par...main tumhare saath chalta hoon.
.bhaag nahi sakte tum mujhse
main tumhare hi andar palta hoon........
Naam hai mera BHAY...kaam hai mera tum sabko darana...
Taaki na kar sakoge tum burai ka saamna.....hahahah!!!!
Mr.right :galat bilkul galat.....burai ka saamna kar sakte hai hum..
Tumko, dar ko..milkar hara sakte hain..
Song (aa dekhe zara ...kism kitna hai dum...jumke rakna kadam mere saathiya)....
(Gals tied up)
G1:nahi nahi reh sakti in chaar diwaron mein keid..baahar nikalna chahti hu mein.
G2:thak gai huun ghar saaf karte karte ....ab khule asmaan meiin udhna chahti hoon mein
G3:apne peiron par khada hona chahti hoon.....
All gals:we want freedom we want freedom.......!!!!!!!
All men surround :
BHAY:dekho...kya yeh burai nahi...dekho unki dar se kaapte hue chehro ko....haha
Mr.right:utho jaago..apne haq keliye lado...burai ka saamna karo “burai se mat daro”
Gals push men away
G1:hume ladna chahiye....apne haq ke liye
G2:Apne..aazaadi ke liye
G3:apne bhavishya ke liye......
(Drum beat)
...immeditely switch to riot scene
Reporter:poora sheher dange phasad mein bhid gayi hai
Anath ke dard bhari cheekhei
Khoon se range hue raaste
Hazaron ghar aag mein lipti hui
Kaun zimmedaar hai is athyachaar ke liye....
Police hai shikaar main saboot ke
Par darte hai log bhay ke bhoot se
Scene:
Mr wrong:
“har koi zimmedar hai iskeliye
Kis par ungli uthaoge tum
Bhay:arre kaise uthayenge yeh ungli nahi poori hogi unki khwahish
Kar diya hai ‘maine’ ,bhay ne unko apahij!!
Agar zindagi hai tumhare liye pyaarii
Toh chup rehna hi hai samajdhari”
Mr.right:kya haq banta hai aapko hamara haq cheenein ka
Kyo jine de unko jinhone cheena hai hamari zindagi humse
Uthao apni awaaz ,karo burai ka saamna
Agar dar gaye to nahi hogi anyay milne kii sambhavna”
Burai se mat daro ...aage badho aage badho......
R:”logon kii madat se police un papiyo ko pakadne mein saphal ho gayi hai
burai ka saamna karne ka yahi to phal hai!!!
(Song )” beech sadak mein haath pakad ke ghume ladka ladki.....chorus:hai ram hai ram
Arre beech sadak mein haath pakad ke ghume ladka ladki
Na sharam hai na haya hai ye hai yuvak aaj ke.
Kya karoge kidhar jaoge ... gher liya hai tumko
Yeh western cultureki nakal sweekar nahi hai humko
Chorus:Sweekar nahi hai humko....sweekar nahi hai humko!!!!”
Bhay:
Mr.right: darke maare jaan jayegi pyaare..
Jina hai apni zindagi tod sab deeware
Boy: kaun ho tum kaha se aaye
hai kya naam tumhara
logo ko bhadkana azzadi chinna kya yahi hai kaam tumhara
uthali hai lathi ab kar do humpe vaar
Hum bhi hai jawab dene ko taiyaar
Haann haan hum bhi hai taiyaar..... hum bhi hai taiyaar!!!!!!!
